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WEBMASTER'S NOTE:

I've tried to provide links to the closest available Human references on-line to allow you to see what Humans think they know about squirrels.  Please keep in mind that Humans like to overcomplicate things to make themselves feel smarter.  With Humans kidnapping and selling squirrels around the world to be used as "pets" or to be used for perverted breeding experiments, your species of natural escape artists has become more spread out and diverse than Humans could possibly imagine.  Categorizing you geographically at this point is...well...illogical.

The listing provided is the officially recognized breed categorization for squirrel career placement.   The SIB do not recognize Human geographical barriers, nor do they recognize scientific subcategories since squirrels were not invited to attend the negotiations at the times they were established.

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July 12th, 2005 additional note from Java: Links to the different breeds of squirrels have changed over the last year. This may be because Humans do not want you to find out what they know about squirrels. As a result, some of the breeds no longer have information pages. Breeds that have information pages are in bold print.

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October 2nd, 2006 We will be making necessary changes within the next few months after current projects are completed.  Some of the links below may no longer work. Please be patient with us as we are still learning.

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Breed Division Department Duty
 
Antelope Ground Squirrels Defense Research Classified
Arrow-tailed Flying Squirrels Defense Air Force Fighters
Beautiful Squirrels Civilian Safety Crossing Guards
Booming Squirrels Civilian Safety Lookouts
Bush Squirrels Civilian Agriculture Tree Farmers
Chipmunks Civilian Community Entertainers
Complex-toothed Flying Squirrels Defense Air Force Classified
Dwarf & Pygmy Flying Squirrels Defense Air Force Fighters
Dwarf & Pygmy Squirrels Defense Special Ops Reconnaissance
Flying Squirrels Defense Air Force Bombers
Giant Flying Squirrels Defense Air Force Classified
Giant Squirrels Civilian Safety Bodyguards
Groove-toothed Flying Squirrels Defense Air Force Classified
Groove-toothed Squirrels Defense Special Ops Classified
Groundhogs Civilian Community Spiritual Advisors
Ground Squirrels Defense Research Classified
Hairy-footed Flying Squirrels Defense Air Force Classified
Large Black Flying Squirrels Defense Air Force Reconnaissance
Long-nosed Squirrels Civilian Health Pest Control
Mountain Squirrels Defense Special Ops Reconnaissance
Palm Squirrels Defense Special Ops Classified
Prairie Dogs Defense Command Strategists
Red-cheeked Squirrels Civilian Community Entertainment
Red Squirrels Defense Research Test Subjects
Rock Squirrels Defense Special Ops Reconnaissance
Smoky Flying Squirrels Defense Air Force Reconnaissance
Striped Ground Squirrels Defense Special Ops Classified
Striped Palm Squirrels Defense Special Ops Classified
Sun Squirrels Civilian Safety Surveillance
Tree Squirrels (Black/ Dark Gray) Civilian Government Squirrel Interference Bureau
Tree Squirrels (Gray/ Brown) Civilian Government Judicial Branch/ Law Enforcement
Tree Squirrels (White) Civilian Government Executive Branch
Woolly Flying Squirrels Defense Air Force Classified
 

 

While the above list is a general guideline for career placement, there are always exceptions to the rule.  Squirrels displaying a talent in a field other than the one specified for their breed will be individually placed.

 

 

 

 

 

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