This is an exciting time for the Squirrel Interference Bureau.  With the launch of our on-line network, we hope to bring information readily to those squirrels who have the good fortune of finding an unsupervised computer.  We also hope to attract numerous Human and non-squirrel supporters to help further our cause and help squirrels reach their fullest potential without fear of Human interference.  Below is a list of things that you, as a squirrel, can do to assist the SIB in reaching our goals.

• Tell other squirrels and interested non-squirrels about this site.

  • Squirrels should be sent here.

  • Non-squirrels should be sent here.

     

• Teach other squirrels and non-squirrels how to read and type American English.

  • Since the SIB were brought over to the United States, most of the SIB have learned to read and type American English.

  • The SIB do not read or type any other Human languages.

     

• We need money! 

  • Humans invented money to make life simple for those who can acquire it and difficult for those who can't.

  • Please turn in any coins or paper money you find to your precinct's SIB representative. We do not take credit cards or checks.

  • Refer all Humans you encounter to the Official Squirrels In Black Support Center.

  • In the future, we would like to install suburban spy cams for observation of non-ILA species to learn more about their behavior.  If you find a cam laying on the ground along with the cable, software, and computer card; please turn it in to the nearest SIB precinct headquarters.

   

• Always remember: you are a representative of the squirrel race. 

  • Never attack Humans or non-humans unless it is in defense of one's self, family, and/or home; or if it is *approved by the SIB. 

   

*The SIB never approve an action without permission from the Executive Branch.